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Ticket 760 Man Laws
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1. Dog Ownership
2. Brokeback Mountain
3. Cooler Contents
4. Junk in Your Trunk
5. BYOB
6. Foreign Films
7. Driving (Part 1)
8. Chick Drinks
9. Beer Watch
10. Boat Captain
11. Make-up In Your Truck
12. Hair Cuts
13. Hair Care Products
14. The Wingman (Part 1)
15. The Morning After
16. Answering the Cell Phone While Out
17. The Wingman (Part 2)
18. Soap Opera Men
19. The Man Hug
20. Men's Shoes
21. Talking During TV Sporting Events
22. When the Zipper is Down
23. Another Man's Haircut
24. Acceptable Swimwear
25. Twist Off Beer Bottles
26. Wearing Your Cap Backwards
27. Fanny Pack/Man Purse
28. The Mile High Club
29. Going to the Bathroom at Sports Events (Part 1)
30. Going to the Bathroom at Sports Events (Part 2)
31. Pet Collars, etc
32. Answering Questions
33. Man Crying
34. Men and Hair Styles
35. Sports Gambling
36. Baseball
37. Bragging Rights
38. Summer Cooking
39. Foul Balls
40. Camping (Part 1)
41. Eminem
42. Man Tans
43. Suitcases (And Packing)
44. Fishing and Fish Stories
45. Your Friend's Children
46. Another Man's Wife (Part 1)
47. Public Bathroom Rules (Part 1)
48. Words Not Allowed in a Man's Vocabulary
49. Sunglasses
50. Rules About Clothing
51. Man Dancing
52. Remote Control
53. At the Movies (Part 1)
54. Public Bathroom Rules (Part 2)
55. Starbucks Rules
56. Burping and Farting
57. Having Surgery
58. The VW Rule
59. Man and the Metrosexual
60. The Toilet Seat
61. The Wingman (Part 3)
62. Shopping (Part 1)
63. Grilling
64. At the Party
65. Swimming
66. Plans With Your Buddies
67. You Friend's Sister
68. Public Bathroom Rules (Part 3)
69. Respect
70. The Last...
71. Arriving Late
72. On the Jumbotron
73. Bachelor Parties (Part 1)
74. Accidental Encounters
75. Umbrellas
76. Pants, and Your Waist
77. Tatoos
78. Shower Items
79. Leg Crossing
80. Carrying a Woman's Purse
81. The "7:05" Rule
82. Posting Bail
83. Plausible Deniability
84. Moving/Helping Move
85. Cheating
86. Another Man's Ass
87. The Car Radio/CD Player
88. Rings
89. Bar Fights
90. Singing in the Car
91. Answering The Cell Phone (Part 2)
92. Rooting for Your Team
93. Personal Needs
94. Beer Additives
95. The Designated Hitter
96. Concerts
97. Personal Protection
98. Pants
99. Footwear
100. Drinks
101. You and the Bum
102. Nicknames
103. Questionable Drinks
104. Your Shirt Collar
105. Consuming a Beer
106. Follow-up to #105
107. Fire and Tending the Fire